05. UnBLUNTlievable

Yo, get them fucking joints the fuck out of here, homie. Fuck that bowl, fuck all those bowls & no bongs this time. This 1 is STRICTLY

For my passionate & devout blunt smokers. Bust out that goddamn zigzag wrap, them Swishers, them Phillies, them Black & Milds, any kind of tobacco paper. Roll or...pack that fuckin bitch up, roll or pack that bitch the fuck up! No, just lightin' up a blunt & saying "Man, unBLUNTlievable"...

Blunt smokers Only, Blunt smokers only, only

Blaze b's til our eyes get lazy

Blunts big like turds yeah we smoke that shit

Fuck the public keep it blunted yes I love it my 100's

Thanks to my villains for the birthday blunt I'ma handle

It's fat as a birthday cake I'ma light that candle

"'Scuse me, are you smoking something?"

Yeah bitch, we over here gettin' blunted

Rockin' & rollin' wraps, Danzig Zags

We go long on the blunts so pass it back

I light 'em with candles, stoves, torches

Smoke killer weed in a villainous portrait

Craving that blunt 'cause it does it like no other

I smoke any way I can, but blunts are another

It's burning & smelling so sweet like a candle scented

Tasting the zag filled with fresh green heaven

Oh, my so high flashes like a strobe light

Hold tight to the weed it's gon' be all right

Had a day of stress, put you to the test

Sit back to this & pass it with VECT

I'm a heavyweight toker, so, when you smoke with me

Most get smoked under tables like they got knocked out the ring

Ding ding out cold, see me? Nah, no

I'm ninja fuck the popos

I'm Vegas yo fasho though

Sometimes I roll it by hand if I can, but rather use a roller

If you ain't down for smoking b's with V then stay sober

2 hits use your entire inhale or breath half

& that right there is called "puff puff pass"

Nah I swear to yall I'm not obsessed

But yes these are my versions of cigarettes

Light up your L's, spark up the dutch

Whatever you call it, just blaze up the blunt

See, I'm manic depressive so I get stressin' & undressin' weed

Blunts are my recipe the only vice I need, true

Mary J I admit, I need you

That 120 milli roller call it a moment of Zen

Big like truck tires, rollin' again & again

Getting in that Swish like I took a dive swim in it

Been fiendin' like a fyne bitch to be hittin' it

I'll fuck with any blunt, for them a slut I am

Burned with many people, that was it, blunt night stands

Getting the seal licked like pussy across lips

Rapping while wrapping that green package zip

Hahaha, yall smoke 'em celibrational

Call me an addict cause I don't smoke 'em occasional

Wa- waaait a minute, stop the beat, this shit is roached....but I got b's like a hive. Aright, I'm going back in

Smoke it down to a roach then pipe it or re-roll it

I'ma show ya if you ain't knowing the art of blunt smoking

Fuck cigars with tobacco. that's wack yo, then I slice

Got a pound to myself 'bout to binge nice

Nah I'ma blunt addict, fuck the syringe

Roll a Cuban to it, oh, yo, let's do this bitch

Smoking laaaa, la, la-la

This a brown space shuttle we'll be so high

Burnt like the sun

Smoke til I crash out from the sky

Rivers of weed at night, watch the adult's swim [Adult Swim]

Rolling Shake like Aqua Teen, blunts like woods lots of tree

Preferred way to light is a torch lighter or Bic

Call it blunt force ganja to the head with this

I got the best for a wake & bake

With what you got you're waking up to cereal, I wake with steak

Chiefin' thick smoke in the AM, cooking like breakfast

Blunt roaches madly adding call it infested

I might be Dutch for how much I toke them

I speak as blunt as I fucking smoke yeah

Smoking on some bomb as it bombards me

Stoner ass dread head like Bob Marley

Now, my favorite way to smoke is a tip blunt

In this paper this is how you hella get ripped up

I'm going up like a flight so I pack this shit

"They take up too much weed" man don't act a bitch

I'm high as the moon fogged up by blunt clouds

We're in the end zone of the blunt pass the touchdown

Smoke like a bus crash then we get blunt raps

We hit like collisions then we get blunt wraps

I'm up all night lit like a street light post

Blunted version of Myers, Michael

I wrap mics & blunts both in hand & hit 'em hard

This is stone age like cavemen hittin' dutches til we tards

I put the "B" in "Bradford" & on High street ton tokes

In Rangely I brought tidal waves of Kush blunt smoke

If you roll this bomb dosia let's explode it

No bowls necessary, don't want that bullshit

Here comes a weed coma I crash in the ash tray...after last hit

It's motherfuckin' UnBLUNTlievable

I make it motherfuckin' UnBLUNTlievable

Roll a blunt, pack a dutch

Stay high like a ceilin', Portrait Ov A Villain