10. Hail Marijuana

I 1st got high at the age of 28

Had some Sour Kill, goddamn, that shit was pretty dank

1st time I smoked was by myself in a garage

Sat back with the joint & had some Dark Funeral on

If it isn't green, then that shit isn't for me

Fuck acid, fuck pills & all the rest you speak

Fuck a powder, fuck a syringe, & fuck a rock

If it isn't pot, that's a big definite not

I'm like a pop tart in my van hotboxing gettin' toasted

Don't try to scavage off me like you're 1 of my folks bitch

For all the homies through all the years I never toked with

I dedicate this joint for y'all as I smoke this

I'm stressed & pissed

I need to get some of it in my lungs

Yo, blaze that bong before I sock this bitch

Northern Lights, Chem D, Bubble Gum or Skunk

As long as it is potent, I don't really give a fuck

I went from desecrating bibles to also rolling joints with 'em

I like the thought of burning God as I puff & hit it

You want me to quit it you can fucking forget it

I gotta be a healthy dude & have my green like spinach

(Chorus)

Rolling & rolling

Toking & toking

Choking & choking

Roasting the roaches

You oughta be knowing

I fuck with the potent

When I be smoking

Keep it coming & going

Fuck a nasty cigarette, get the fuck rid of it

It's all about a safe inhale & weed has it, I'm serious

So, when you get to this song hit pause & wait

Light your bud then hit play & enjoy getting baked

When I'm high I get super goofy, talkative & relaxed

Fuck y'all talking those stupid rumors about grass

The only thing that goes through my nose is an exhale

I know it's not for everybody, everyone is different

Still, I hear the stupidest bullshit about how weed can kill you

You are a fucking moron if you believe that for real dude

I get my drink on too but I'm no goddamn fool

Best believe I'd stick with weed if I had to ever choose

When it comes to a substance, I say fuck the bullshit

I stay down with the bud the rest doesn't mean a fuck

I only get high 1 way that's with natural Mary J

Whip out the magnifying glass to light my bowl with the sun rays

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The signs were everywhere & obvious I was meant for weed

Didn't answer the calls I felt it wasn't for me

I'm getting baked, then toasted, then burnt & torched

Me & some InVECTions chiefin' til our eyes are sour

When I'm high, let it be, don't try to get me low

Different strains do different things to different people, fasho

I'm chillin' out in front of a gas station & shit

Can't remember how I got there goddamn I'm lit

Smoking the purple. walking in circles

If you do not cough you do not get off

& how this is illegal is a joke & a shame

I can't complain when I got the sweet touch of Mary Jane

It helps my frustration in a frantic situation

Helps me unravel problems & makes me feel complacent

When I toke, I make sure you motherfuckers know

Exhale thick smoke like a dragon out of my nose

I coat my lungs with weed to fight many of disease

Hitting trees like an axe until it knocks me on my ass

High as fuck to where everything makes me laugh

Taking hits til I'm asleep with the vaporizer hose in my hand

If this isn't for you, it's ok, I understand

But don't knock it til you try something ya never had

So, if you truly wanna smoke then let's do it & smoke the bag

'Cause I burn trees like a forest fire til there's only ash