09. A.D.D.itional Creative Suicide Plans!!

Oh, but wait.... there's more! MMMUCH!!!

I'll drag race through a blizzard & cut the brakes while wearing drag

Because I'm Danica Patrick, you the fag

I'll invade north Korea & challenge Kim to a dance off

Then I'll scream at him & hug him saying "Hi grandma!!!"

I'll swim 1,000 feet in the dead sea all the way down

I'll suffocate from the salt before I drown

I'll be a tickle monster for a drug cartel

I'm a goddamn dick I'm out to fuck myself

Doing Jiu Jitsu with alligators

As I give them all a pack of Now And Laters

Skateboarding, trying to grab passing cars on the autobahn

As I keep yelling out "I'M IN A HOLOCAUST!!"

With chopsticks eating fiberglass insulation

Prеtending it's cotton candy dressed likе a geisha

Cover myself in honey & kickbox a grizzly bear

Smash a beehive over its head sayin' "Bitch, ya scared?!"

Kool-Aid & gasoline now that's a mixed drink

How many can I drink is what I plan to see

Countless hits of LSD then climb Burj Khalifa tower

Singing I Got The Power, calling all who watch me cowards

I'll demolish a whole house using only my head

Doing more home invasions than Santa Claus so, turn me red

Fuck it, I'ma have a old fashion classic moment

Stick this revolver in my throat blast & pull it, you know it

Remember Lou from Hot Tub Time Machine, when he got back home?

Pumped the gas like a drum pedal with a song as he goes?

Pluming out smoke as he slowly chokes

I'M TALKING ABOUT CAR EXHAUST YOU FUCK! Ok, now ya know

I scream out "Englewood!", next mission is hit some crips with my car & pistol whip & heavily diss ya click, split your shit, have 'em chase my red ass like toro

Soo-woop until they finish me, like Goro