A social life exclusive to digital media

I'm a new age hermit for an electronic era

Every day at work spent listening to podcasts

Watching internet reviews and working on my syntax

Thriving on fast food and sending messages on Facebook

Adding to flame wars when I don't really give a fuck

Typifying the average net user of today

Whining at everyone that no one listens to what I say

Enraging other members of the human race

So obsessed by it I got a tattoo of a troll face

Wanting all to think that I'm a hacker badass

Working on leet hacks while in a Guy Fawkes mask

When I'm just a loner sat in my home

Fuck going outside, on the internet I'll roam

Netflix streams to instantly enhance my viewing

I can reach the whole world without ever moving

I'm the archetype of the new digital human

Luckily some of this doesn't apply to my life

I can still look at the sky as we go adventuring

My son Connor and I

A father first but sharing the gift of music with him

Hoping some day that he'll use it

And so I keep writing and recording new shit

Trying to cope with what life throws at me and to be the best dad that I can be

Embracing new technology and internet friends

If I need a laugh I know what I can depend on

Crushing on twitter chicks but that's alright

Getting relationship advice from BelieveInKnize

Working on fiction, trying to write SCPs

Listening to metal and to nerd emcees

Openly wearing my heart on my sleeve

I shouldn't admit that, but hey that's me

Playing in bands with awesome musicians

Streaming internet radio and hoping that you listen

Guesting on podcasts with people I love talking to

I'm hoping that I can pass on this view

So I guess this track is a song to you all from me

Because without this life, I don't know who I'd be