[Verse 1]

Officer, I don't I don't know why that substance is in the back seat

No, I I really. Dude, you're going to take me down to the police station?

You can't. Oh, my parents are really going to be mad

One of my friends must have left it, though


[Chorus]

God, I'm like in trouble

If that is, I don't want to know though. Cause it'll ruin my life so

I just want to be a nothing


[Verse 2]

Oh, come on, you got to let me in

This is my favorite band

Yeah, I got an ID. Yeah, that's my name, Fred. Yeah

I'm I'm 6'2"

You got But I don't Oh

Oh, you you have to have a picture ID, huh?

Well, oh, I drove all the way from from Sasketchewan


[Chorus]

If that is, I don't want to know though. Cause it'll ruin my lifе so

I just want to be a nothing