No, I don't think this is a joke

But if I took it to court it might explode

And do you want the debris scattered methodically around your favorite places

No recollection of tonight, I will wake up and I'll feel fine

Without the slightest concern about my etiquette for the names and the faces

Can you get us in the club?

With those who got it all figured out made up

Can you get us in the club?

It's not my favorite thing to do– but I guess I will indulge you

And here you talk about your plan on how to get in on the action

It's not my favorite thing to do– but I will spend the night with you

And though you talk a lot, you won't talk-talk-talk-talk-talk talk

Empty headеd and open mouthed— well you may not havе much but you've got us figured out

By god, when you're on, you're on

Cutting corners and crossing lines, well you will have us there in record time

Just like you knew you would all along

Can you get us in the club?

We've got the password, hook us up

Can you get us in the club?

It's not my favorite thing to do– but I guess I will indulge you

And here you talk about your plan on how to get in on the action

It's not my favorite thing to do– but I will spend the night with you

And though you talk a lot, you won't talk-talk-talk-talk-talk talk

It's a wonder you've got clothes left on your back

So what's your new plan of attack

It's a wonder you've got clothes left on your back

It's a wonder you've got clothes left on your back (and by god, when you're on, you're on)

So what's your new plan of attack

And by god, when you're on, you're on

No!

It's not my favorite thing to do– but I guess I will indulge you

And here you talk about your plan on how to get in on the action

It's not my favorite thing to do– but I will spend the night with you

And though you talk a lot, you won't talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk-talk talk