[Verse 1]

Heh, both feet up, watchin' TV

Some place to feast my eyes, oh

I've always tripped on commercials, yeah, yeah

This one blew my mind, oh

[Pre-Chorus]

Hey, tell me who you're gonna call (Ooh)

When you need that affection?

You got to have it quick (Ooh, got to have it quick)

Just aim your love line (Ooh)

In her direction, oh (Ooh)

[Chorus]

All you bad, bad boys

Call her up on the spank line, ah, yeah

All you bad, bad boys

Call her up on the spank line, uh, woah, aw

[Verse 2]

Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man

After that, cost ya four

And she be up for negotiations, mm-hm

If you call back for more, oh

[Pre-Chorus]

Now who you gonna call (Ooh)

When you need that special (Ooh, special)

Little something? Mm

You can say what you like (Ooh)

It's all confidential, woah (Ooh)

[Chorus]

All you bad, bad boys

Call her up on the spank line, huh

All you bad, bad boys

Call her up on the spank line, woah

[Guitar Solo]

Hey

[Bridge]

All you bad, bad boys

Get your mind blown

All you bad, bad boys

Dial 1-900-SPANKED

[Chorus]

All you bad, bad boys

Call her up on the spank line, uh, hey

All you bad, bad boys

Call her up on the spank line, uh

All you bad, bad boys

Yeah, it's the spank line, yeah, hahahahahahaha

All you bad, (Woo) bad boys

Just call her up, ha, call her up

1-900-SPANKED

[Outro]

All you bad, bad boys

1-900-SPANKED

You bad, bad, bad boys

All you bad, bad boys

Just call her up

It's the spank line

Yeah, oh, ow

1-900-SPANKED