(You know I'm)

Doom scrolling, looking for a glimmer of light

So I can hide from the darkness that I have inside

Never in history have all the thoughts of humankind

Been online, and maybe there's a reason for that

'Cause I can feel myself slipping away

Got my whole damn life d-down the drain, who's to blame?

Is it the Chinese or is it the Juice

Is it the blacks or whites, freemasons

Or maybe it's women

Doom scrolling, looking for a new way to be mad

My life sucks and it helps to know it's not my bad

Never in history have I felt so goddamn sad

I bet the cure is to do exactly

What I'vе always been doing

Eat junk food and stay up late

With the screen in my face

And doom scroll, doom scroll, doom scroll

It's gotta bе doom scroll

It's also very ridiculous that the ills of the modern age

Have very simple resolutions

But I guess the pharmacist also has to get his pay

I'm losing my grip on time

And when I check the clock, another day's gone by

Gimme gimme another swipe

To get me through this--

Haha, that's not mine