[Verse]

The- The- The- The economy sucks and I cannot get a house

And the paycheck that I'm makin' ain't enough to feed a singular mouth

With that said, girl, I like your style

And I'd like for you to come and hang with me for a while

What do you say? Come cruise with me in my Nissan Leaf

Ninety-nine highway mpgs at least

Back to the crib, can you guess what it is?

I'll give you three hints and it goes like this:

[Bridge]

This is not my parents' house and it's not a triple bunk

Just a funky pad for a frugal hunk

[Chorus]

Let me show you my apartment complex, don't mean to flex

But I got a special Amazon locker for packages from the internet (Oooh)

The king of romance, yeah, I know what you like

And that's a concrete building, no eye contact with the people inside

Looks like a prison and it feels like one, too

Go take a dip in the 'cuzz if you've got nothing to lose!

Okay, we'll get freaky when we turn off the lights

But first a couple of flights, and then a left, then a right

Then another flight

[Outro]

Ha-ha! This room doesn't get a lot of sun

I tried to plug in the lamp but the outlets there won't run

It's twelve hundred dollars

It's actually pretty cheap for this area

You wanna leave? That's fine

Good luck on the way out!

Watch out for the Minotaur

The Minotaur! It's a mythical creature!