[Introduction]

Yo this one is for all my homies with fire in their tummies

I am rapping to this serious chill beat

Rhymes so impossible it’s improbable to be a feat you can repeat

I have come to teach you so here take a seat

I will show you how to properly beat your meat

[Verse 1: MC Hitler & (DS3 Homie)]

Like gently peeling a banana except as long as a katana (hell yeah)

Start deftly feeling your iguana

And simply done in that manner in no time you’ll be coming in your manor

Happily as if under the effect of marijuana

Haphazardly stroking your shaft

Enjoying that mermaids draft

Fondling the blade’s shaft

So perfect you’d say it’s choreographed

Movement as fast as a sun ray shaft

[Hook 1]

Here are three important lessons

For mistakes to not be committed

Teach my sons for generations

A treasure to be inherited

Found by my grandfathers

Who had sex with their daughters

Here it goes

[Verse 2: MC Hitler & (DS3 Homie)]

A girl walked by just by chance

Looked to do the forbidden dance

She hooked me up and gave me that glance

She booked me, put me in a trans

(Music stops) (but not trans like transsexual)

I followed her to the ladies room

I looked at her and knew I’d come soon

Bum so fine it was sent from the sky

Like a perfect plum reminded me of hentai

To please me she didn’t even have to try

On her knees she sucked so good I could die

So here’s where the lesson comes in

If you want to cum in you can’t let her go runnin’

So just lock her in rip all them cloths off her skin

Bend her over the bin and finally put it in

Cover her mouth make sure she can’t scream

Fill all her holes with your hot cream

In this case the only problem was... (she was only 15)

[Hook 2]

Out of the lessons we’ve got 2 down

Lessons that’ll make you king of the town

Lessons that’ll give you bling and make others frown

Lessons that’ll make others look like a clown

Like how to remove a thong

All of them put in this one song

[Verse 3]

The night right after that sexual matter

I was chilling when I heard some chatter

It came from the door of that I was sure

It was about that little whore

Cause apparently she was too young for me to score

Then I heard a knock and boom went the door

I locked my room and fled through the window

I flied to the land of the dingo

Where I was not considered a weirdo

[Outro]

So there you have it

Now if there’s one lesson you should take

It’s don’t vape