[Intro: Kangol Kid, Doctor Ice, and Educated Rapper]

Yo Doc, you know that girl over there?

Yeah man she's a neighborhood housekeeper

Yo Black, I don't know, so I'm gonna throw that girl some rizzap if you know what I'm sizzaying?

Yo homeboy, don't do it to yourself

Ahh Doc, let him do it to himself

Aight

Excuse me sweetheart, um what's your name?

Oh how you doing Lisa? I'm Kangol from UTFO

Yo what you mean "so big"?

Yeah stop being little Roxanne, right

Let me ask you a serious question, you got a boyfriend?

Oh yeah, well um, how long have you had this problem

You know what I oughta turn you onto my Doctor Ice

You know I mean he's got a cure for things like this

And before you know it boo, you'll be my girl

Yo Doc, let me ask you...

No, Homeboy, I don't wanna meet the young lady

Yo E man, what's his problem, man?

What's your problem?

Yo, yo, who is this man?

Ha ha ha, that's Lisa Lip

Yo Doc, don't you have a cure for this?

[Verse 1: Doctor Ice]

There's no prescription, none in the world

That I could prescribe for this nasty girl

It might sound crazy, but look at her lip (Oh shh!)

Don't curse Kangol, just say "Oh dip"

You was desperate, desperate for that leg

You ran to Lisa Lip and begged, begged, begged

She told you yes 'cause she thought she was slick

Told you c'mon, you was the perfect vic'

She might've let ya whack and get vagin' for free

I mean yo, Kangol, you couldn't see?

But I figured you would, 'cause you don't listen

Tell you time after time, but you keep kissin'

Think about what you almost did

It might have led to a little Kangol Kid

I meant to tell you “Very Dangerous” was a permanent friend

She picked him up and can't get rid of him

She tried every antidote that I prescribed

But he just won't leave, I mean she's stuck with this guy

Since you're my boy and everything, let me tell you

If you mess with her, you'll be stuck with them too

[Chorus]

Lisa, Lisa Lips!

(How long have you had this problem?)

Lisa (Lisa), Lisa Lips!

[Verse 2: Kangol Kid]

Hey Lisa, I don't know if all of this is true

But Lord knows I've heard so much about you

I heard you don't do windows and don't do floors

But you wax and polish behind closed doors

Is this a rumor or is this true

Do you do everything they say you do?

Now that I'm lookin' at your face, I say "Oh dip!"

I think there's something out of place (Man it's just her lip)

It's so red and raw like you did a tour

Of the whole neighborhood and you still want more

You kissed Andy, Joe, Alex too

You kissed Gerry, Paul, [?], my friends Junior and Lou

You kissed Kason, Damon, Ecstasy, and Jalil

If you're askin' me Miss Lady Lisa Lip, you were ill

I don't what to believe, tell me is this true

Is your number 857-6452?

Because I've seen it in school on the bathroom wall

It said "Lisa loves to party, come one, come all"

[Chorus]

Lisa, Lisa Lips!

(How long have you had this problem?)

Lisa, Lisa Lips!

[Verse 3: Educated Rapper]

Hey fellas let me have a minute of your time

Let the Educated Rapper educate your mind

Lisa is fly and most definitely chillin'

But she has a little friend that I would call a villain

He's deadly, and dangerous, and don't you know

If you ever had to fight him, signs will show

You'll be bleeding from the lips and taking trips

To the Doctor Ice for medical tips

You'll be through with life and all the people will say

Keep away, keep away, and don't you play

You'd have to be an imbecile to mess around with Lisa, be for real!

Do you want to be the laughing stock of the block

Or be just like an itch on an athlete's jock?

Frustrated, isolated from the rest of the gang

And when it comes to socializing, you just can't hang!

[Chorus]

Lisa (Ooh hoo!), Lisa Lips!

(Ooh ooh!)

Lisa (Ooh yeah!), Lisa Lips!

(How long have you had this problem?)

Damn!

[Verse 4: UTFO]

We can't deny that you are fly

But around the guys is when we lie

We can't tell that it's you we did

'Cause if we did, the word would spread, big!

Girl we apologize, don't be stunned, don't be surprised

If you thought for a minute that we believed you

Not only are you nasty

(Not only are you nasty)

(Not only are you nasty)

You stupid too!

(Stupid)

Stupid too

[Outro]

Lisa, Lisa Lips!

Lisa (Lisa), Lips!

Lisa (Crab)

Nah!