Kangol & Doc - Intellectual

Good evening home boys and fly girls

B-boys and b-girls, parents and politicians

Pimps, prostitutes, pickpockets and punks

I'm proud to present at this present moment

The powerful presentation by the proud performers

U.T.F.O

And if you're dense and dumb

And don't belong in this damn district

And never decide to discover yourself what it stands for

It stands for Un-Touchable Force Organization

May I continue?

(Yes, you may)

And like Peter Piper picked a piece of pickled pepper

There's never been a rapper who can rap like this or better

Now, I know you wanna have a ball

But I got a question to ask you all

If everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands

If everybody in the place wanna party

And I do mean every, every, everybody

If everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands

If everybody in the place wanna party

And I do mean every, every, everybody

If everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands

Now, if the person next to you is ugly, clap your hands

Now, if the person next to you is ugly

And I do mean very, very, very ugly

If the person next to you is ugly, clap your hands

Hit it, Kangol

We got a lotta ugly people right here in the crib

I didn't say you was ugly, but she did

But if you believe what she said is true

She ain't got the problem, boy, you do

So everybody ha-ha, everybody whoo

Everybody ha-ha, everybody whoo

Everybody in the place, if you're not the wack

And if your mother ain't got a big mole on her back

If your hair is brushed and your teeth ain't cracked

Let me hear you, let me hear you say "leader of the pack"

(The leader of the pack)

Say "leader of the pack"

(Leader of the pack)

Mix Master, they want you, black

Listen to what I say

Sucker crews don't dare play

'Cause every day, guys around the way

Tell us all that we ain't down

But [?] all over town

What do they say?

They say that...

We rock the best, and we got most finesse

Oh, thank God Almighty we're blessed

As you can see, we dress to impress

(Paging Doctor Ice)

(Where is he?) (Find him!) (Flawless)

[Doctor Ice]

Well, I'm a doctor, known as a physician

I'm rapping 'cause that's my position

When I'm on the mic it's like surgery

With my mic as a scalpel and my doctor's degree

People always say "Yo, Doc, heal me

'Cause I'm feeling some pain in the artery"

And what I prescribe for you to do

Is to come to our show and I'll rock it out of you

With def rap funky beats

That's fully equipped, no incompletes

'Cause I'm flowing through your veins

Takin' over your body and your brains

And I'm makin' you feel weak

Saying "Doctor Ice" every time you speak

'Cause I vaccinate this rhyme into your body

I'm picking up the pace and I'm rockin' the party

For a crowd like this, I got to get sweaty

'Cause when I grab the mic, it seems you're always ready

But, in due respect, not dissin' you

You all know as well as I do

Whether you rock or not today

The Doc gets paid anyway

(Yo, Kangol)

(Kangol, let's go)

[Kangol Kid]

Well, there's a lot of perpetrating MCs on earth

They didn't start now, they was doing it at first

When they heard Kangol Kid was my name

They said "Hey, that's fresh. I'll do the same!"

Got their hair in curls, and they brushed it back

And after that, they went and bought a Kangol hat

They bought a black one, a white one, and then a blue

Then they put it to the side, just like I do

When I saw this, I really wasn't surprised

They saw Kangol and they were Kangol-ized

They started Kangol-ism, so they Kang-along

Since it was Kangol-iscious, they said nothing's wrong

They want to be Kangol-ian, but we all know

There's only on Kangaloid and that's me, Kangol

To be in this Kangol-ation you've got to pass

A disease call Kangol-itis and it's spreading fast

You may think that I'm lying or telling you a story

But you can look it up in your Kangol-ory

Kangol-ate it, and get your story down straight

And if you're aggravated, it's 'cause you made a mistake

'Cause, as you see, Kangol-ese is part of life

So, yo, Kan-girl, wanna be my wife?

I played it for my father, my father said "Stop it!"

I played it for my mother, and my mother said "Rock it!"

Told my brothers and sisters, they said "Let it ride"

So as you all know, we jumped on my mother's side

And we rocked it all night, we rocked it all day

My father didn't like it, but we did it anyway

He said "Stop that scratching, you're causing a disaster!"

I said "But dad, it's the Mix Master!"

We gonna rock you right now because...