(Urethra Franklin):

Yoyoyo what's up diggity dogs?

Put a seed in my peepee hole and call me Urethra Franklin, Yuh

I drip so hard they think I got a pussy

My dick is hard, ‘cause yall niggas is such pussies

Featuring Lil Commie and Tiny Dik $quad

Yuh, yuh, yuh yuh yuh yuh, aye!

Drip hard like a golden shower

Your bitch made me cum in an hour

Crashing parties like the twin towers

Cum on a battery, call it white power

Hit my wife like I hit your Juul

When I take a shit, it is bright red stool

Drip so hard that it fills the pool

Ass so fine I’d impregnate a mule

One bitch, two bitch, red bitch, blue

I write more rhymes than Dr. Suess

Your mom's pussy is so damn loose

Tighten that shit like it's a noose

Real G’s move in silence like gnats

Beat my meat like his name is Matt

Get beat nightly by my dad

Steal your hoe like my name is Chad

Get around with all the ladies

Head game so weak it gave me rabies

Break your knees like Willis McGahee

Why don't you frig off, Mr. Lahey?

It's another night of the shit abyss

I drip so hard that I take a piss

Hit or miss, I guess they never miss

Now here's Lil Commie, yuh

(Lil Commie):

Lil' Commie on the Track

Let's bring Communism Back

All over this track I'm crushing

Some may think I'm Russian

Spread the wealth like your girl spreads her legs

I asked her how she likes her eggs

She said "with a side of Bacon"

Look at all this sex I’m makin’

Let's make everyone equally poor

Your momma’s mule is a whore

Redistribute that moolah

Misbehave, I'll send you to the Gulag

I enjoy banging all these hoes

I only farm potatoes

I'm not Irish, just starving

Drop the ball like Percy Harvin

Blast Capitalists like I blast my Quads

Now introducing Tiny Dick $quad

(Tiny Dik $quad):

Im addicted to sex i love the beaver

Beat my dick so much call my hand a meat cleaver

Im like shaggy i dont use all my power

Bitches flock to me asking if i want a shower

Im like calm down Hitler that shits kinda scary

But then I put it in her ass like my uncle terry

He is now in jail for 30 some years

His only excuse was he had a few too many beers

Now he drops the soap he atrracts the queers

Im not 6 foot but i still bag the best

Then my ugly frinds can have the rest

My niggas in bama can have the incest

Im gonna pop your cherry per your request

I have some airpods so i dont speak broke

And like every basic bitch I do lots of coke

This life is stressful so the juul is what i smoke

And to keep big and strong i eat the egg yolk

I drip so hard im like a motherfucking nose bleed

When im havin sex i never plant my seed

My pull out game is way to strong

My name in the streets is fucking king kong

I dont have a girlfriend but i ain't no bum

In the words of my boy plankton cum is fum