Got a little wrinkle

Got a little sag

Under the eye

Got a little meat around the middle

Got a few years on me

But do I get by

So they're slitting my eyes

And they're cutting my jaw

And they're breaking my nose

And they're fixing my flaws

And they're twisting the skin

'Til I'm tight and I'm young

They'll pull the lines

My face goes numb

I wake up better than before

I leave improved when I walk out the door

I let the nice men put me down

I thank the doctors, tip Felicia, and go walking into town

So I'm strutting my stuff

And I'm shaking my ass

And I'm shining so bright

Like a painted glass

And the people all stare

Can't believe their eyes

That an angel would walk

Among their kind

My mother asks me to stop

She doesn't recognise the cream from the crop

She thinks I've turned into a jerk

She doesn't get it so I said it

She could use a little work

(Sometimes I surprise myself

Catch my face in a window

On camera, at the whole foods

In the bathroom, with the lights off, in a swimsuit

I look away every time

It doesn't phase me, I'm not worried, I'm just shy

But I couldn't tell you who I see

This person, this person

But I know it isn't me)

Tell me sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, you're the purest thing

Beauty's fleeting, is it cheating if I try to cling

I'm competing with the feeling I'm irrelevant

All the neighbours are polite but I'm the elephant

Tell me honey, honey, honey, do I look the part?

You reject it, I correct it

'Til we find the heart

Pretty, pretty by committee

I would calculate

Nearly perfect and it's worth it

I'm a solid eight

So go get it

Fuck what they say

Go get it