[Verse]
Ay, last week I just got robbed, for like a hundred flat
Got the drop, went down to his spot, got my hundred back
Rappers makin' music off a perk, I'm like, what's up with that?
I don't need a perk, I'm out here rappin' off a honey pack
Rigged up in the- nah, I'll save that for a different day
Anyway, if I get robbed again, I'm bout to get the K
'Cause last time he seen me out in public, tried to get away
I tried to chase him down, but can't keep up
'Cause I got little legs
That's why I don't go down to the spot, I ain't been back since
Ain't no bag chasers, just drug addicts and bad kids
Pulled up to the spot to make a lotto for the crackheads
If Jose pulled a baddie, I'll entertain the fat friend
Shit, like next time, bring a baddie with it
It don't matter if she out of state, tell her she gotta whip it
I don't even really want her number, I just had to get it
Had to act gay on the phone, because her man was trippin'
Damn, it's all bars, baby, no hooks
Actin' out of pocket on the 'gram, he got his hoe took
Posted up on fruity shit, we home watchin' The Notebook
And fuck a booty pic, you need to show me how them toes look
Fuck a booty pic like I don't even like to get those
I'd rather get a bag, I'd rather have it, help me get dough
Stay about my currency and I ain't talkin' crypto
And shorty a little bit taller, I had to kiss her on my tiptoes
Ah, pullin' up like, what's the matter with you?
Said I want a bag, and she just pulled up with a bag of issues
Hit her phone, late at night, I'm lookin' like I'm glad I hit you
Slidin' on the hood rat with hoops on and daddy issues
Ah, actin' good, we know you fuck a lot
Fuck around and kiss her one time, end up with monkey pox
One thing I knew since I was young, I'll never love a bop
Snap-Score was in the hundred thousands, I can't trust a thot
Never in my life
And really, I'm just vibin', homie
If I take a L, I'm bouncin' back, it ain't no cryin', homie
I don't really ever leave the house, I'm in here grindin' only
If I don't find a Asian girl with white toes, I'm dyin' lonely
Grind is on my mind, I ain't got time to ever stop and settle
Dogs up in my corner, I could call them if I got in trouble
Shooters gettin' active even though they lookin' kinda mellow
I'll pull up four deep with a stick like I was Donatello
Damn, ain't got time to play today
And I feel like Cooper Cuppin' runnin' plays off in L.A
I run 50 plays a day, like I might need some Gatorade
And shorty freaky, so I told her, bring me 50 shades of paint (ew)
No security when I'm out, that's what my mans is for
And stick on me, but I don't need it, that's what these hands is for
And now they all just tryin' to ride the wave
Like they need handlebars
I pulled a hammy at the function, that's why I don't dance no more
If streaming doesn't work, I'll probably just scam y'all kids
But it's lookin' up, my pockets saggy like grandma tits
[Outro]
Now I'm about to wait, hold on, turn the camera off quick
'Cause now I'm about to say some shit that
Might get me banned on Twitch