Yup, Uncle Dox, here we go

I was strolling down the sidewalk

Listening to my ipod

Heard a buzz

It was

A bumblebee...yea

He got me with his stinger

So I flicked him with my finger

He landed on the ground

Around

My feet...

So I got him like splat

Whoa, I squished him flat

Ain't no coming back from that

You know I got him like "hey"

So I got him like splat

Whoa, I squished him flat

Ain't no coming back from that

You know I got him like "hey"

Just strolling down the path when

Suddenly it happened

Out the corner of my eye

There was a spi-

-der...

He tried to climb me with his 8 legs

So while yelling "may day"

Brushed him off my pants

And land-

-ed on the curb...

Then I got him like splat

Whoa, I squished him flat

Ain't no coming back from that

You know I got him like "hey"

Yea he went splat, splat, splat

Oh he went splat, splat, splat

Splat, splat, splat

Like that

Just strolling down the trail

Going slower than a snail

What's that I see?

Oh great, a mosqui-

-to...

He got a little nosey

So i felt that my only

Option was to leave him flattened on the floor...

I got him like splat

Whoa, I squished him flat

Ain't no coming back from that

You know I got him like "hey"

And it might be cause I'm having a bad day

But someone better get this bug a bandaid

Cause right now, I think that he's on his last leg

And when I'm through he'll be flatter than a pancake

Cause i got him like splat