Fire hydrant

By Uncle dox

Released on December 15, 2017

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My names eugine

I been hydrant since 1943

+ let me tell ya

If theres 1 thing people dont appreciate

Its a fire hydrant

Im

A fire hydrant

Bridght

Red + kind

Of vibrant

I

Watch as cars go by +

Try

To find

It exciting

But i can't

He's a fire hydrant

He's a fire hydrant

He's a fire hydrant

Just a concrete stump

That nobody loves

He's a fire hydrant

He's a fire hydrant

He's a fire hydrant

With a fiberglass flag

Leaving splinters in your hand

Sometimes i just get

Feeling unappreciated

Like a big old red block

That just marks thе bus stop

Like a urinal for dogs

Or a place to stick your gum wads

You think im pointless im not

Ivе got

A very important job

He's a fire hydrant

He's a fire hydrant

He's a fire hydrant

+ i make the water pump

Like an elephant trunk

He's a fire hydrant

He's a fire hydrant

He's a fire hydrant

+ i make the water blast

Like a sprinkler in the grass

Oh boy

This is it eugine

Show them what you got

Not very big not very tall

But i can wet it up like a waterfall

Not very loved

Or often thought of

But when theres a fire i get the job done

He's a fire hydrant

He's a fire hydrant

He's a fire hydrant

Yea i make the water soar

Like a super soaker war

He's a fire hydrant

He's a fire hydrant

He's a fire hydrant

Just hook up the hose

+ ill let it flow

Cause

Im

A fire hydrant

Bridght

Red + kind

Of vibrant

I

Watch as cars go by +

Finally find

It exciting

Yes i do

Boy this is the life