Spies – all I really hate is Spies

Around the corner there’s Spies

And on the staircase it’s Spies

I hate the way that they walk

And I hate it when they talk

And I can always make them die

From Badwater to Turbine

Back in the day

I saw this Spy around the way

I grabbed my wrench and said, “Let’s play.”

He said, “I’m friendly.” – I said, “k.”

So then I turned my back away

He stabbed my back and I’m like, “Hey!”

He sapped my Sentry, that’s okay

I vowed to make that Spy main pay

I hope Valve will say

All Spies are nerfed with no delay

I asked Gabe please, he said “No way.”

And so to Eric I must pray

Please make the Spies all go away

I heard he thinks Spies are okay

And that he’s subbed to Uncle Dane

But I saw him just the other day

Watchin' Muselk to my dismay

Spies – to do a stair stab

Spies – to sap my buildings

Spies – to do a trick stab

Spies – and also corner stabs

Spies – that’s all I really hate is Spies

Two at a time – I hate Spies

With Cloak and Daggers – I hate Spies

I oughta main Pyro – Spies

Spies, Spies (Spies), Spies (Spies)

Spies (Spies), Spies, (Spies)

Spies (Spies), Spies (Spies)

Spies (Spies), Spies (Spies)

Spies (Spies), Spies, Spies, Spies

Yeaa–