[Verse 1]

I was playing TF2 the other night

When I suddenly saw the most epic sight

A player on the other team all dressed in green

Brightest loadout of all humankind

We fought each other long and hard - both one on one

But he was dodging left and right, shooting his gun

And, finally, after a fair fight, when he won

In the chat he dropped his Lenny Bind

[Chorus]

Did you see that guy?

He's so hip and fly

He’s the coolest guy

'Cause he’s got a Lenny Bind

Look at his weapon shine

Check out that funny sign

He has the superior mind

He's got a Lenny—

[Verse 2]

Bind me to my word, this is the truth

The absolute coolest thing about the youth

Is their hilarious, original, clever quips

I wish that I could ever be that smooth

So when this Scout main owned me in a fight

I was speechless, no way to comeback to the bright

Funny and simply epic chat response

With nothing that could beat a Lenny Bind

[Chorus]

Did you see that guy?

He's so hip and fly

He's the coolest guy

'Cause he's got a Lenny Bind

Just hang me out to dry

'Cause I'm about to cry

Can I get my weapon signed?

He's got a Lenny Bind

[Interlude: Chica Caliente]

I saw you on a Minecraft trade server today and I just

Oh, I couldn't contain myself, you are just so sexy!

Take me now, Papi, I love your Lenny Bind!

[Chorus]

Did you see that guy?

He's so hip and fly

He’s the coolest guy

'Cause he’s got a Lenny Bind

He shot me and I died

Then owned me with a bind

He’s confident and so kind

He's got a Lenny Bind