Give me two strong hands and I shall choke myself

And feed me to the birds

Give me two big feet to liberate somebody

Prepare it for rebirth

Am I just a normal man

Born in a normal land

Was it just my normal thoughts I heard?

And all the things I’ve seen

On this world wide 4D screen

Nothing strange in a loony world

Am I normal after all?

I just want to live forever, stay on healthy

And finally die of age

But I cannot help this envy when I read

The obituary pages

Am I just a normal man

Born in a normal land

A normal land in a fallen world?

Where the one who gets it all

Is the one who’s got it all

A normal man in a crazy world?

Am I normal after all?

Wrote this song some while ago

And there’s something ‘bout it that is not so nice

Don’t know what, but that something

Makes me wish that I won’t write it twice

Am I just a normal man

Born in a normal land

Am I really normal after all?

Am I born into a world

From page one and on disturbed

Am I really normal after all?