Outside there’s a limo waiting

Outside there’s a limo waiting

Throw your scrap heap on the scrap heap

Because right outside there’s a limo waiting

So go pack all you Monday mornings

Call in sick and tell some story

Tell them that you’ve been abducted

By a passing marsian tourist

Outside there’s a limo waiting

Outside there’s a limo waiting

Tell your friend you’ve found a new one

Because right outside there’s a limo waiting

Forget about those lo-fi boyfriends

Lonely evenings and cancelled weddings

Wipe out all those haunting memories

Forget all those Bergman endings

Tell your landlord she’s an a-hole

And the pacemaker to beat faster

Wrap up all your day care sorrows

Wrap them up in armored plaster

Outside there’s a limo waiting

Outside there’s a limo waiting

Throw your crap life on the scrap heap

Because right outside there’s a limo waiting