There’s a rumor walking around in borrowed clothes

A driveling, sniveling gnome

Spreading an infectious disease

Incurable, ugly and mean

Telling tales about someone untrue

Someone wrongdoing you

Someone looking like me

Tales you must never believe…

…That they’re true, not true, not true. It’s not true

It’s not true, not true, not true. It’s not true

So please don’t you ever believe

No please don’t you ever believe

‘Cause it is true, it’s true, it’s true. It is true

It’s all true, all true, all true. It is true

It’s all true, all true, all true. It is true

It is true, it’s true, it’s true. It is true

It’s all true