You jerk off to cuphead you can't get laid

Living your life homeless your parents don't get paid

Acting like a fool you steal your jokes on twitter

Now your life's in a wreck it's going down the shitter

Past the point of redemption that's what I've been told

You're not submissive or breedable you're 12 years old

I caught yo ass in 4k so might as well say cheese

And you blocking Astro over fluent chinese

He dapped up your king and he was 4'2

OwO what's that? He's never heard of you

Now look at my mans cause he's making hella bands

Just exposе us to all your inactive fans

When you got problems, run away don't solvе

You got voices in your head, so who you gonna call

Shut the fuck up cause I'm boutta go off

Go ahead block me on twitter cause I've had ENOUGH

[Astro Singing Friends Theme in Chinese]

You finally got a boyfriend but he's triple your age

Swear to god people like you just fill me to the brim with powerful rage

Your life's so fucked up it'll never be set straight

You finally got attention but you're cancelled same day

I guess that's what you get for being really horny on your main

I didn't know you could be born without a brain

You say aging up is fine, Now you've crossed the fucking line

I'll tear away your fucking spine, I'll take away your fucking life

You say your life's subject to change, I say your life's a fucking waste

The light turned red like Squid Game, That means stop, use your fuckin brain

You make everything about you, you got me hot headded like the flu

Your life's an episode of Family Fued, Your love is fake, get a fucking clue

Now with this last bar I gotta say, There's a reason this diss was made

It's not because you've ran out of brains, it's because you're gay

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Run, run demon boy, you cannot hide

You heard the instrumental? This is my genocide

The Cuphead Show got delayed, you're running out of time

You'll be dead before they're done, so sit down enjoy the ride

Run, run demon boy, you really fucked up

Now take a seat with the devil, take a sip from the cup

Chris Hansen's on your ass while you're on the fuckin run

Bitch I'm interdimensional Wubba Lubba Dub Dub