I'm suckin crab dick got the ocean in my throat

Writing down all these names like I'm in fuckin death note

Got a stick 0 damage when light out I'm boutta throw

Gotta get out of this challenge, final game stepping stones

Green light red light green light go

If you're 1v1ing me you're gonna get owned

During tag, I'm unseen like the porn on my phone

During hide and seek I fake a team here comes the inner troll

Red light green light red light stop

King Of The Hill, try to come up and get dropped

Times running out on the giant fuckin clock

Whoops, you're dead, hey look I was on top!

Hey I won

Man, what's next

That was easy you got wrecked

Hey I won

Easy trade

Kill my friends, piece of cake

Hey I won

Man, what's next

That was easy you got wrecked

Hey I won

Easy trade

Kill my friends, piece of cake

Now I'm eating crab ass in the back with a spoon

I'm befriending feline fellows like I'm in Sailor Moon

Got a gun, instant win, just don't shoot too soon

I'm starting to enjoy this, guess I'm not a fuckin noob

Left, right, left, left, right, left win

Stepping stones is predictable when luck's on your list

Hold the hat is easy, just don't be a target

Pass the bomb is passable, just parkour and be a dick

Right, left, right, right, left, right lose

How the fuck did I fall, guess my luck was on the snooze

It's fine cause I just won, doesn't matter if I fall

I'm a cheater and I know it, look at me now mom

Wait what, this thing is still going?

I thought the chorus was supposed to be here

I don't wanna rap anymore wha-

What is this

What is this bullshit

Hey I won

Man, what's next

That was easy you got wrecked

Hey I won

Easy trade

Kill my friends, piece of cake

Hey I won

Man, what's next

That was easy you got wrecked

Hey I won

Easy trade

Kill my friends, piece of cake

Wait a minute

Why the fuck is it fading out wha-

Wha- h- hey

Oh fuck