[Verse 1]

Rollin' in a golden Tacoma, the shit's stolen

If that bitch tell on me, I'ma do a fuckin' drive-by in her colon

With my meat, gotta keep it obsolete

Like Chris Brown when Rihanna got her fuckin' ass beat

Fuck Jeeves, ask me for advice, if I'm not reading a Vice

I'm squatting down, picking cracker bitches' scalp for some lice

Everything that I write is dope, because the pipe, and nope

You can't have a hit unless you give me the light

We be burnin' Dutty Rocks with a light switch

Bitch-nigga, you're about as hard as a dike's clit

I'm going as hard as Bishop Eddie Long's John

After I bought a Sidekick and sent that fag' some nice pics

They say I try too goddamn hard

No shit, I want a Grammy you damn retard

You can't be great when you settle for a flea bargain

Unless you're a thrift hipster bitch in a leotard

Painless, Hodgy lost his motherfucking mind because the brain left

Wolf Gang got the ink on me now it's banged out

Box Logo hoodie, still haven't got the stains out

Congress, I guess I'm fuckin' with the best blondes

Um yes, I am now beating off to mom sex

Raquel is wrestling a prom dress

While me and Ray Charles have a fucking staring contest

[Break]

To all the stepdads in here

Trip-six kids got you motherfucks scared

It could be worse, nigga, that's absurd

Nigga, I am at Pharrell's tryna butt fuck nerds

[Verse 2]

This just in, Tyler, The Creator and Justin Bieber

Was just in the room flippin' Selena Gomez

Go 'head, give some, pucker up

I'll fuck her up until the kids come in, um

After Tron Cat, I got the rat shook

And I ain't even have a hook

For the white kids to sing along

I don't wanna sing a song, fuck that

Now cyberbully sissies on my lil' sister's Macbook

I got you niggas nervous like a Pop

Tryna ask his virgin, hot, vegan daughter where the cock goes

Wake up, wash ass, go and eat some Roscoe's

Head back to the studio to munch up on some tacos

When I was younger I was bitchin' and

Now I'm coming quicker than

The shit that's swimmin' in my sock hole

When them teeny boppers ain't around

So Johnson and Johnson baby lotion

Beat on my Johnson 'til my cock swole

Stop saying you're sick, shit is kinda old

I'm a fucking Herpe in a coma, you're a common cold

Have you heard my brother' verse on Llama?

When that nigga's home

Me, him, and Hodgy gonna take the game and

Get a stainless steel AK and aim it

To the fucking referees head and put his lifeless body in a chokehold

Uh-oh, these niggas is loco

Best thing smokin' minus all of the tobacco

Still hard to be black, well

Malcolm X would be proud, this white bitch getting black-maled

Blue-eyed cracker named Jenny, and skinny

And Obama wanted change, I threw a couple fuckin' pennies at him

[Verse 3]

Just a chip off the old block

Chipped tooth Ruth got some dick off my swole cock

'Cause I bag bitches, she's a zip off the old lock

And that's just a logo on the center of that old Glock

Oh stop, tryna be me, kids will go cop anything

That I put on, from the gold watch to the boxers that I put on

Probably 'cause I'm going harder than erect cock dick filled with Botox

Oh shit, you're as hard as senior citizens dick

Oh fuck, don't slip, break hips and pop backs

Show some respect to old chaps with my left fist

'Cause I'm the next best spitting wreck that's left here

That's my ex bitch, her? She's my next bitch

Have you met her mouth? No? Oh, that's my bestest

Bestie, and she gets beastie

And she's my favorite babysitter 'cause the children never exit

[Outro]

I was taught to act my shoe size, I'm eleven and a half

Cock the umbrella 'cause when I spit Seven on your ass

It's gonna be mid-stage Coachella

Shake faggot ass keep hatin'

But I work hard for the shit that I got

So it's still fuck 2DopeBoyz and fuck Planet Earth

All associates can suck cock