A Guy Walks into a Bar - Intellectual

[Instrumental Intro]

The joke's on me and it ain't funny

Everybody but me could see the punch line coming

A mile away

I've heard it so many times I can tell it

To the T, believe me I could sell it

All day

It goes...

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink

Sees a girl that catches his eye

Asks her if she wants another

They fall for each other and end up lovers

They laugh, cry, hold on tight

Make it work for a little while

Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark

And a guy walks into a bar

I'd laugh too if my heart would let me

Keeping it light will probably help to get me

Over you

I'm walking, talking, drinking proof

A cliché in a corner booth

Ain't nothing new

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink

Sees a girl that catches his eye

Asks her if she wants another

They fall for each other and end up lovers

They laugh, cry, hold on tight

Make it work for a little while

Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark

And a guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink

Sees a girl that catches his eye

Asks her if she wants another

They fall for each other and end up lovers

They laugh, cry, hold on tight

Make it work for a little while

Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark

And a guy walks into a bar