[Verse 1]

Are you sad?

Are you triggered? Are you mad?

Are you mad? 'Cause I said what I said?

Well go watch Mr. Rogers instead

He's a nice man, and I'm not

I don't care if you're mad

Or upset 'cause I told you a story

And you’re just a sensitive boy

That don’t matter, not to me

Not one bit, I would look

But I just can’t find one fucking shit

No, not one fucking shit I could give

I don’t have one, I can't spare

Any shits, any fucks

Or none of these dicks that I suck

Even though I got two in my butt

[Chorus]

I wish that I cared

But your feelings don’t matter to me

You got feminine qualities

You’re a sensitive boy

I can tell that you’re scared

But it still doesn’t matter to me

You got feminine qualities

You’re a sensitive boy

You’re a sensitive boy

[Verse 2]

Does it help if I went

And admitted

That I think that I’m probably gay

But I’m too afraid that I’ll catch AIDS?

I’m a pussy, and a dick

Yes, I’m both, so when you

Go and tell me to go fuck myself

I don’t even need nobody else

Independent and alone

Yes, I’m small, but I’m grown

And I’m horny and ready to bone

Anybody inside of your home

Hide your husband and your wife

I got pipe, yeah, it’s small

But I’m able and ready to lay

Plus, i’m straight, and I’m bi, and I’m gay

And a dragon

[Chorus]

I wish that I cared

But your feelings don’t matter to me

You got feminine qualities

You’re a sensitive boy

I can tell that you’re scared

But it still doesn’t matter to me

You got feminine qualities

You’re a sensitive boy

You’re a sensitive boy