[refrain 1/spoken: Al dante, TX2s Crazy Ex]

Order

Evan Thomas, I the judge hereby sentence you to 2 years in prison

For a crime we have no idea if you even committed

But something that we believe that a girl just said

What does the witness have to say (you're a fucking self centered cunt)

Ha yes and there you have it

And now the defendant may now speak on his behalf on the case

[Verse 1: TX2]

Look, ya'll I broke up with this bitch 2 years ago

She's so preterial, she's got material , I mean that money

That's why it's funny she paid you all off so she gets off sunny (uh)

I'm tired of putting up with all her shit

This liar, this bitch, she's treated like kids

But dammit I've had enough

Now I get pissed

Damn so she claims I hit her but she missin' the proof

Not missin' a tooth, not a single bruise

How can someone self claim that she's abused (uh)

And she says that I cheated

How can you believe it

It's something she tweeted, days later deleted, attention she needed

She's falling to pieces this bitch needs some Jesus (woo woo woo)

'Cause she's chillin with dudes they're taking her nudes

While her boyfriend's confused

So guess what I do? (what?)

I sent the proof to (who?)

You can guess who the boyfriend to show his girlfriend's a hoe

I did it 'cause i would've wanted to know

But it didn't go well as I thought

Her mom called the cops

Her mom called the cops

The girl was let off

They thought I had lost

This girl is a bitch

You blamed others for pics of her flashing her tits

But the captain was sick, I blurred half of her tits so that's legal for kids (damn)

I should be free out this but thankfully I screenshotted all of her pics

And now she's so pissed 'cause I'm exposing this bitch

[Interlude: TX2s Crazy Ex, TX2]

I did not cheat on **** I love that boy with all my heart

Oh yea? Then why you hanging out naked with all those other guys

I thought I could fucking trust you you cunt

Just go kill yourself I don't give a shit

[Refrain 2/Spoken: Al dante, TX2]

Settle down! Settle down! It ain't your turn to speak yet

We will now let the defendant, once again, proceed with his case

You may continue Mr. Thomas

Thanks

[Verse 2: TX2]

Damn bitch you better tell the truth before I do because now you're screwed by TX2 (ooh)

Everybody knows that you're pinocchio 'cause your nose is runnin'

You're a hoe who blamin' others, shame others

Everybody can't read you

You better get out of your fuckin' fantasy

'Cause now she's tryin' say I'm makin' death threats (hell no)

It's been a year since I sent texts no (well no)

This bitch is fake news

Now it's time to pay dues

Damn

[Refrain 3/Spoken: Al dante ]

Oh shit um this is fucking awkward

Evan Thomas you are free to go now

Your innocence is obvious and

Your ex lady from 2 years ago is a bitch