[Intro: Evan Thomas & Priest]

Forgive me, father, for I have sinned

How long since your last confession?

Uh, this will be my first, I guess

You may proceed

[Verse 1: Evan Thomas]

Priest, I gotta make a confession

I got an ugly obsession with getting fucked

And dressing up in a black lace lingerie, skirt with boots

Sometimes I'll switch it up, I'll be the one in the suit

Wait, I got another confession

I want a black lipstick, thick, split tongue demon

Wanna bend her over grab her horns, until she starts screaming

Leave her with my number and a damn good reason

I’m not done

I want somebody to watch

Fuck it

Tell the whole neighbourhood, make their jaws drop

Imagine Jenny the Catholic, I bet that she would go bat shit

Watching me

Get all the action

That she will never have happen

Yeah (what!?)

Everyone but Mike

He’s the only one invited that I do not like (that's right!)

Yes, I confess, I'm an asshole every day of my life

And I confess that I don’t give a fuck about what’s right

[Pre-Chorus: Evan Thomas]

I've got a confession

To get off my mind

I've got a confession

That I don't think you’ll like

Yeah

[Chorus: Evan Thomas]

I've got a confession

Take it off my mind

I've got a confession

That I don't think you'd like

[Verse 2: CORKY]

Forgive me father, for I too have sinned

Priest, I gotta' make a confession

I like girls undressing in front of me, and beggin'

I like a tease on my neck, feelin' teeth on my breast

And I don't need her respect

Can we just have sex?

(Wait, wait)

I got another confession

I don't fuck with men

That's the end of discussion

You know I only play scissors, never paper or rock

Invest in pussy like a stock

I be checkin' every box (Yeah, so what?) So if a man puts his hands on me

Consider him a new double amputee

I only want the bush but no tree

I don't give a fuck about Adam

I just wanna meet Eve

[Pre-Chorus: Evan Thomas & CORKY]

I've got a confession

To get off my mind

I've got a confession

That I don't think you’ll like

Yeah

[Chorus: Evan Thomas]

I've got a confession

Take it off my mind

Oh, I've got a confession

That I don't think you'd like

[Pre-Bridge: Evan Thomas]

Forgive us father, for we have sinned

We've expressed ourselves, but didn't follow your pen

So strike us down, for our backs don't bend

Into the Holy Spirit

Amen

[Bridge]

I've got a final confession

I don't believe anything that you say or write

I think the best business in the world will promise the light

But at the end of the day, I guess we'll see who's right

[Breakdown: Evan Thomas]

We'll see who's right

We'll see who's right

[Chorus: Evan Thomas]

I've got a confession (I've got a confession)

Take it off my mind

Oh, I've got a confession (I've got a confession)

That I don’t think you’ll like