Atomic Karate - Intellectual

[Intro: Arin Hanson]

Ancient wisdom, arcane art

Martial prowess that will stop your heart

Epic power, discipline

Nuclear moves that always win!

I split the atom with my high kick, baby

I am a master 'cause I practice daily in atomic karate

The color of my belt is blacker than night

The enemies see me and run in fright

I will not hesitate to use it, too

On anyone who stands between me and you

There's only one thing hotter than my karate

It's when you dance and shake and rock that body (yeah!)

I see you movin' how you flow like a river

You do it so good, girl, that you make me shiver

I split the atom with my high kick, baby

I am a master 'cause I practice daily in atomic karate

All I have to do is show up to the fight

I make their heads explode when I come into sight

I spin my nunchucks and release a trillion newton

Forces of evil, I will always leave in ruin

I split the atom with my high kick, baby

I am a master 'cause I practice daily in atomic karate

System overload

心に聖なる戦時の血へ

新兵の技そして行かんが戦い

その壮大な力と丹念が

覚悟戦うの勝利を導く

If we join forces we would set the world right

Imagine you and me girl, wouldn't it be tight?

I could be your love sensei

If you'd be my atomic karate lady

I split the atom with my high kick, baby

I am a master 'cause I practice daily in atomic karate