Welcome my friends to the club Funkyplanet

It's hotter than hot, in fact it is volcanic

A vibe that's so groovy you'll find yourself manic

A heavenly body of sound!

Beings they come from far outer space reaches

From little known Alpha Centaurian beaches

To people from Waynox who look just like peaches

They're coming from light-years around!

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Funkyplanet, a dancing Hamlet

A reddish color not unlike a pomegranate

A boogie-woogie place in space

I can't have planned it

A disco far from home

Evеryone's dancing in all different ways

Thе Blartians segue and the Borgslochen chase

The Brithians build an elaborate maze

And then try to dance their way out

The bar is extensive with drinks from all worlds

There's fluttery dimple and wocklefruit swirl

The bartender looks like a sentient squirrel

But tip well, or he'll cuss and shout!

(The squirrel?)

[Chorus]

Funkyplanet, a dancing Hamlet

A reddish color not unlike a pomegranate

A boogie-woogie place in space

I can't have planned it

A disco far from home!

Interplanetary dignitaries eatin' drinkin'

[?] contemporaries

This may seem imaginary

But it's in fact customary

Shake your derrière feathers like an alien canary

[Chorus]

Funkyplanet, a dancing Hamlet

A reddish color not unlike a pomegranate

A boogie-woogie place in space

I can't have planned it

A disco far from home!

You know I'm dancing at the

[Chorus]

Funkyplanet, a dancing Hamlet

A reddish color not unlike a pomegranate

A boogie-woogie place in space

I can't have planned it

A disco far from home!