Well she wakes up every morning

To the sound of Sarah Records

On a compilation tape

Her friend had sent to her from Paris

Well it's not to say she didn't like

The college station

But her days left in this town

Were counting down to graduation

She said hey hey hey

With less than three weeks to go

She tried to justify the goth scene

But the relevance was low

And she said hey hey hey

Won't you listen to me

Well you can keep the punk rock

Ska rap beats and house

Fuck me I'm twee

She packed her Little Teddy totebag

Saved some tickets for herself

Picked out her favorite Lucksmiths single

Took the Cher Doll off the shelf

She grabbed her Slumberland guitar case

And her 14 Iced Bears ring

Took down her IFOJ poster

And 'The Band Who Would Be King'

And she said hey hey hey

I'm taking 2nd to steal

You know you won't meet Barker's Beauties

Unless you learn to spin the wheel

And she said hey hey hey

Won't you listen to me

Well you can keep the punk rock

Ska rap beats and house

Fuck me I'm twee

She said I may not beat my sister

At this stupid game of uno

But at least I know the difference

Between a Boscoe and a Bruno

Sick of stickin' around just like those magnets on the fridge

But when I finally leave this town

Please don't Throw Aggi From the Bridge

She said hey hey hey

There's just one thing I know

You'll find more Posies in the used bin

Than there are people at the show

And she said hey hey hey

Won't you listen to me

Well you can keep the punk rock

Ska rap beats and house

Fuck me I'm twee