Tech Tips

By Tufty

Released on January 27, 2019

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[Verse 1: Tufty and ITX Demi]

Feeling angry, I'm Garfield at the start of the week

I’m getting harder to see

Acting so fishy like you’re part of sushi

Do not act like you’re harder than me

You tryna throw hands I'll throw a damn chair

Put me up on liveleak, pull out yo hair

Beat you in games I'm using corsair

Don't test me, I'm out your nightmares

I got the Tech Tips, shots, direct hits

Make you think twice, Turn you into a skeptic

We all float, like we some dead fish

Playing with this beat like a pyrotechnic

I will harvest you for tech tips

That is just natural selection

Linus go crazy go hectic

I'm ‘boutta get go arrested

I’m Anti-American, Where is your narrative

There’s no comparison, Don’t call me arrogant

I got the sword and I’m parrying errors and

I gotta micromanage, because Karen is

Watching over me, She oversees

Counting this up like a rosary

Bullet in the barrel, spin it, rotary

Pearly gates, I see them opening


[Verse 2: Quare]

So what

Thinking like you know some

Thinking like you need me, but you’ll leave me when I show up

Show some respect

You don’t know what you mess with, yeah

I got perfect pitch so just catch this

Leaving your morals behind

Giving into the blindside

Now in your high life

Act like you’re too good to talk to me

I’ll let you watch and see

Me achieving all my wildest dreams

Staring down at you like Linus

I’m infected, and it’s sinus

You will die for an A minus

Joint collab like it’s arthritis

You are off the lean like bias

I am fly like rocket science

Hard parts, you can call me a stylist

I will infect you with a virus


[Verse 3: evprod]

Nikes on my feet like I'm vibing to Blonde

Make you bitches duck like I'm Jonathan Schlatt

I got too much drip Noah built a second ark

At the speed of light, y'all slow dancing in the dark

All about the cheese like I'm making risotto

Speed rap and I haven't reached the full throttle

Ridin' in a motherfucking Lambo Avendator with the SA on the bumper sticker, know it's SafeAuto, ay

American Dad I'm Stan Smith

Will Smith I'm Fresh Prince

Stranger Things like Netflix

Aww man, Jordan Maron

Pull up in a McLaren

Flow like McLennon

Second coming of BROCKHAMPTON

Taxi my flannel


[Verse 4: Packtion]

Life is like MarioKart (What)

And I am Gay Bowser

Know a few words (please I'm sorry)

Never learned to speak louder

Maybe I could blow up (like)

Like (like) DaBaby Boomer

Think that I'm funny (laugh track playing)

But I'm Amy Schumer (goddamn)

Damn since you left, you ain't gonna be alright

I don't really want to fight, 'cause I'm bad at it

Thought they were friends. Sike! so I'm back at it

Mr. Bean's Holiday bro you are Blackadder

Black men are gonna get back in the white house

Talking fast with a dry mouth and a sore throat

You're in time out, no phone, talk to friends using morse code

Browsing chrome incognito mode with the door closed