[Verse 1]

Jo the waiter spilling wine

Over some ex-friends of mine

In zero cafe number nine

What you gonna say this time?

[Chorus]

Basic J

Say, are you new here?

Basic J

Say, are you new here?

[Verse 2]

New ones walking down the stairs

Pretty young thing but no-one cares

Jo the waiter drops the tray

Do you always know your name?

[Chorus]

Basic J

Say, are you new here?

Basic J

Say, are you new here?

[Verse 3]

Jo the waiter smiled at me

Jo the waiter's company

I keep him in a book by my fireside

A drama is my perfect bride

[Chorus]

Basic J

Say, are you new here?

Basic J

Say, are you new here?