[Intro: C-Murder]
Haha, what they say, Mia? (We drug dealers)
Talkin' 'bout No Limit sellin' dope (All over the world)
They got kis all over the country
CIA, the feds (All of 'em)
Tap our phone (Jealous)
Harrassin' us (Fuckin' with us)
You know what I'm sayin'? (Fuck 'em)
But guess what?
[Chorus: Mia X]
If them feds only knew
That you were the one sellin' all the dope
What would they do?
If them feds only knew
That you were the one holdin' all them kis
They would probably kick (Probably kick), in your door (In your door)
They would probably arrest you and steal all your dope
So you should be glad (You should be glad), that they don't know (They don't know)
'Cause now you don't have to worry
Mm
[Verse 1: C-Murder]
I'm talkin' to them F-E-D's, police harrassin' me
But let me tell you, partner, you'll never catch C
I'm under surveillance and you done tapped my phones
But I'm not Michael, why don't you leave me alone?
And stay away from my residence, lookin' for evidence
You act like a brother tryna kill the fuckin' president
Never find shit, my game's tight like the Bulls
Like a full tank of gas, my bank account's full
Word on street, C-Murder sellin' kis from overseas
What, you want it? Nigga, please
You're plottin' on a player like a money-hungry bitch (Ho)
Mad 'cause a nigga went from rags to riches
Slammin' Cadillac doors, it used to be a Regal
Stop lookin' for drug money 'cause now my shit's legal
If them feds only knew 'bout my deals under the table
If them feds could only see I got more clients than cable
They'd probably kick (Kick), in my door (My door)
And put me facedown on the motherfuckin' floor (Arrest me)
And take me to jail, but I'm out the next day
'Cause niggas with lawyers and money don't play (We don't give a fuck)
DA tryna tie me to them underground casinos
Wanna connect me to the mafia in Reno
Every step I take (What?), every move I make
You punk motherfuckers be watchin' me, fuck y'all
[Chorus: Mia X]
If them feds only knew
About them thugs on the grind for you
What would they do?
If them feds could only see
How you be gettin' kis from overseas
They would probably kick (Probably kick), in your door (In your door)
They would probably arrest you and steal all your dope (Steal your dope)
So you should be glad (You should be glad), that they don't know (They don't know)
'Cause now you don't have to worry
[Verse 2: Master P]
Uh, they call us drug dealers, what about the police?
Just the other day, my little homie scored a quarter ki'
From the feds, task got my phone tapped
Niggas went to Florida, the homie got kidnapped
Now the game is crazy, sometimes it's hectic
Make me wanna jump in the Benz and ride up to Texas
And ball with the niggas in the country
It's 1997, I'm tryna have hundreds
Stacked higher than buildings, flip it into millions
Roll it in a zillion of ghetto children
Plushed-out Lexus, nigga payin' taxes
Mansion with a Ferrari, but the game is still hectic
Niggas' partners turn to snitches, money-hungry bitches
The Dayton Family said FBI, we call 'em RoboCop snitches
Got me stressin', smokin' weed to keep my nerves calm
And I'm livin' in this rap game like Al Capone
[Chorus: Mia X]
If them feds only knew
That you got politicians on your payroll too
What would they do?
If them feds could only see
That you got CPAs washin' all your cheese
They would probably kick in your door
They would probably arrest you and steal all your dope
So you should be glad that they don't know
'Cause now you don't have to worry
Mm
[Verse 3: Silkk the Shocker]
Now what if the feds only knew Silkk had the Southside sewed up?
Poured up, sold more cola than Coca-Cola
Now picture this, me ridin' in a drop-top Lex'
On the block with your Glock, then I rolls with the TEC
See, I leave 'em twisted like a Twizzler, my house had more stakeouts than Sizzler
But they don't understand me, I keep 'em puzzled like the Riddler
And first thing first, if worst came to worst
They'd never catch me in the Lex' 'cause I use more rental cars than Hertz
They can't understand how they had me, but I still got away
License plate out of state, in Jamaica the next day
Eight-channel scanner, caught 'em scannin' when I was ballin' in the manor
Nigga, what? Now, bitch, I'ma get away in Louisiana
That's why I stay more untouchable than air, y'all
They had me tapped, but that's why mobile phone get more time than airports
To them ATFs and them feds
Y'all don't understand I stay one step ahead, if y'all only knew
[Chorus: Mia X]
They would probably kick (Probably kick)
In your door (In your door)
They would probably arrest you and steal all your dope (Steal your dope)
So you should be glad (You should be glad), that they don't know (They don't know)
'Cause now you don't have to worry (Or do you?)
[Outro: Mia X]
If them feds only knew
If them feds only knew