[Intro]

They pissing, they pissing, they pissing on me, yo

[Verse 1]

Rollin' on the ground, please don't finish off me

You know how Troy likes it, with snow bunnies

Don't send me a message, trying to join my party

I don't leave the house, so I take Vitamin D

I don't wanna die, so they have to revive me

Always landing at the same house at Snobby

Most of my fans are under the age of 13

I really wish they'd stop calling me Troydaddy

[Chorus 1]

Troy's plan, Troy's plan

Sometimes I build, sometimes I won't (aye)

Sometimes I win, sometimes I don't (don't)

I got finessed by the storm (finessed)

I'm far from a G.O.D. (far)

I once gave DonJ a spelling bee (caner)

I go hard at Snobby Shores (yeah)

If you kill me, your mom's a whore (slut)

[Post-Chorus]

And still

Bad things

There's a lot of bad things that happen

To happen, to me

I get sniped in the head trying to hide in a tree

Bad things, bad things

There's a lot of bad things that happen

To happen, to me

Like meeting Blaze

Or people in the comments calling me "Brace Face"

[Verse 2]

Blaze asks, "Do you love me?" I tell him "He's disgusting"

I only love Jimmy and Zesty's mommy, I'm sorry

Fifty dub that I spent on 2K

81, reminds me of Kobe

Bought me a scuf, it's a new day

And you know me

Blaze, you're gay

Turn the stairs in the wrong direction

When I won my first solo, I got an erection

[Chorus 2]

Troy's plan, Troy's plan

I can't win on my own (nope, no)

Someone needs to guard me close (carry me)

I guess I'm a noob, I suppose (scrub)

I'm far from a G.O.D. (far)

I gave Zesty a spelling bee (qote)

I go hard at Snobby Shores (uh)

If you kill me, your mom's a whore (thot)

[Post-Chorus]

And still

Bad things

There's a lot of bad things that happen

To happen, to me

Like landing in Tilted with no weaponry (damn it)

Bad things, bad things

There's a lot of bad things that happen

To happen, to me

Like my last song not getting monetized

And my mom not getting me circumcised