Ever since college I been an alcoholic

With all that knowledge, I’m still prone to hit the bottle lately

Here’s how that music sound, life under a 40 oz

Pass me another swig, I wish I never started drinkin’

Beer and wine, two at a time

You taste so fine got me blowed

Gin and rum, we’re having fun

Just being bums, getting low

Ever since college I been an alcoholic

With all that knowledge, I’m still prone to hit the bottle lately

Here’s how that music sound, life undеr a 40 oz

Pass me another swig, I wish I nevеr started drinkin’

Whiskey shots and on the rocks

‘Cause we like that shit cold

Christmas ale, that time of year

We’re happy growing old

(Brandon Hardesty)

I’m stuck in a love/hate relationship with

Bud Light and straight shots of Jameson

Make it a double, ain’t no point in chasin’ it

A god damn professional, I’m addicted to the taste of it and

Ibuprofen in the AM is the routine

Pot of coffee, greasy breakfast is the morphine

For the cyclone, inside my head, I suck it down

Watch it drown and go back to bed

Alarm rings, time to hit the happy hour

First shot makes me think like I got superpowers

One drop and the binge has begun

And it ain’t gonna be done until I’m speaking in tongues

I used to drink through the pain

Now I just drink to maintain

Every drink that I drink makes think I’m insane

Bring me back to the point that this hook is misleading

I’m a god damn drunk, alcoholics go to meetings

Ever since college I been an alcoholic

With all that knowledge, I’m still prone to hit the bottle lately

Here’s how that music sound, life under a 40 oz

Pass me another swig, I wish I never started drinkin’