[Intro]

Good evening ladies and gentleman and absolutely everyone in between

My name is Trinity the Tuck and I'm from Orlando, Florida

My hobbies include counting botox units, calling shade and solving world hunger

I like to recycle, so don’t dump plastic in the ocean, put it in your face

I mean, I'm a dignified mostly-human creature who values beauty, race, body and face above all else

[Verse 1]

I pull the padge, big hair, no pads

Demand premium, no ads

I make my own rules, bitch, I can't lose

Mic drop, when I move that ass

I am the perfect specimen

The picture of hyper-feminine

Vivaciously fierce and elegant

I’m the most, honey, you're irrelevant

I put all of the boys under my spell

Kelly Kapowski, saved by the bell

Bitches hate me, they tryna take me

Shake it and break it like biscuit and gravy

I'm crazy, a little more than the rest

A side effect of better than the best (Aye)

'Cause I close the rage

Got a first-class ticket to the aisle of shade

[Pre-Chorus]

Center stage, in the spotlight

12-inch heels, got the walk right

I can do this all night, honey

Didn't come for the crown

Just show me the money

[Chorus]

Oh my god

I cannot believe I won

M to the I to the S S

International, everything

Everything

M to the I to the S S

International, everything

[Breakdown]

I'm a fucking pageant queen, I will burn this bitch down

[Verse 2]

I'm fish like filet asuhos

I'm hit in the Pokéball

Tuna in the casserole

I’m like a dynamite wasabi roll

I’m sweet and saucy, snatched and glossy

(Bless your heart)

That's what grandma taught me

Theme park, we run the Magic Kingdom

Shantay all day, this is my dominion

[Pre-Chorus]

Center stage, in the spotlight

12-inch heels, got the walk right

I can do this all night, honey

Didn’t come for the crown

Just show me the money

[Chorus]

That's all the motherfucking countries bitch

All around the world

M to the I to the S S

International, everything

I reign the universe

M to the I to the S S

International, everything

The world, the globe, earth

M to the I to the S S

International, everything

I am taking over

M to the I to the S S

International, everything

[Bridge]

Beauty, grace, body, face

Lashes, stilettos, fashion

I'm coming for first fucking place

[Chorus]

M to the I to the S S

International, everything

Is Alaska a country?

M to the I to the S S

International, everything

Oh, and one more thing

World peace