[Verse 1]

This year started with a little hope in the air

Resolutions and dreams, I had not a care

With every twist and turn I kept both hands on the reins

And now that the year is over, I got one thing to say

[Chorus 1]

What the fuck, it’s Christmas

And I am out here barely hanging on

Where the fuck, did the year go?

All the phony cheer just feels so wrong

I’mma gift wrapping now, tryna turn it around

Whatever will be will be

God, this year was kinda crap

But it’s a wrap

(Get it? It’s a wrap!)

[Verse 2]

My boyfriend up and left me for a twink at the mall

And I wish I could say that was the worst gift of all

My best friend started crying ‘cause some news hit her raw

She’s got genital warts, she’s out there decking some halls

[Pre-Chorus]

I lost my old job, needed dough

Now I’m stuck here folding ribbons ‘stead of playing in snow

[Chorus 2]

What the fuck, it’s Christmas

And I am out here barely hanging on

Where the fuck, did the year go?

All the phony cheer just feels so wrong

Every bell’s sounding fake

All the cheer makes me ache

I’m munching on last year’s coal

I’ll drive the sleigh until we crash

‘Cause it’s a wrap

[Bridge]

My therapist says, “It’s a season to heal”

But she’s on vacation, so what’s even real?

The department store lights flicker cold and bright

Like the hope I once held for a silent night

[Chorus 3]

What the fuck, it’s Christmas

This dumpster fire’s swallowing me whole

How the fuck, did this happen

Every year I pray for some control

So I’ll tie the bows tight

‘Til the stroke of midnight

Try to forget this hell of a year

Hey, maybe this ain’t all that bad

‘Cause it’s a wrap

[Outro]

Oh-ooh-woah-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh

I’m done giving, I’m receiving!

Oh-ooh-woah-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh

Who cares if this year was crap

‘Cause it’s a wrap

Shit, I'm out of tape