[Intro]

Oh!

It’s Christmas Morning! I haven’t missed it!

I’m alive!

Oh, I should grab these

Good morning, good morning

Oh miss?

Yes?

Here are some shillings, enough for a whole year of bread

Heck, open up a bakery!

Thank you, ma’am!

What’s your name?

Mary. Mary Berry!

Well Merry, Merry, Mary Berry!

One more thing before you go

Please take this hand made scarf as a token of my appreciation

Ew. No

I mean… no thank you!

[Verse 1]

If there’s a wonderful and awful

Guess I’m somewhere in between

Sometimes you gotta be a drag if you’re gonna be a queen

That’s too much, I’m sorry!

Figure I could try

A little harder to be good

Cause if you can, then I suppose that means that you should

[Chorus]

Give out more than you take

But take the things you need

Go on, let your heart break

But just so that it beats

Even when it’s tough and when life gives it to you rough

Try to be good, or good enough

[Interlude]

What are you all still doing here working!? Get out!

I don’t wanna see a single one of you ‘til after January 2nd!

And you better be on time

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

Tiny Tammie, I’ve been looking for you!

Uh oh

Is this the dress you wanted? The one you kept dirtying up my windows to look at?

Y-yes, Miss Trinity

Well you can’t have it

Crimson would totally oversaturate your eyes

Let’s go with… Emerald

It’s perfect!

That’s just the first of many things a drag mother should teach her drag daughter

Really Trinity? Really and truly?

Merry Christmas, Tammie

Ah- don’t touch me

[Verse 2]

If there’s a hell and there’s a heaven

I’ll find a middle ground

Cause when this life is over, don’t wanna lose the truth I found

No one here is perfect

‘Cause we’ve all got our ugly parts

But if you can, be the best you that you are

[Chorus]

Give out more than you take

But take the things you need

Go on, let your heart break

But just so that it beats

Even when it’s tough and when life gives it to you rough

Try to be good, or good enough (Oh, oh you got to give!)

Give out more than you take (Oh)

But take the things you need

Go on, let your heart break (Oh, go on let your heart break)

But just so that it beats (Hoo hoo!)

Even when it’s tough and when life gives it to you rough (Oh!)

Try to be good (Try to be good)

Or good enough (Yes!)

[Outro]

Just be good enough (be good enough)

Be good enough (Ah)

Good enough

And God bless us, everyone!