Punk rock band touring the USA

Stopping along the American highway

Roll into the truck stop 'cause I gotta take a leak

Everybody's staring like I'm some kind of freak

Fuck all this attention

I think I'll try to sneak

Into the ladies room

Without getting caught

Excuse me, sir?

Over by the stall?

Um, wrong bathroom

Men's is down the hall

So I pull up my shirt

To prove I'm the right gender

But the looks they're giving me

Are anything but tender

What's your problem?

I ain't got a member

Fine, I'll go into the boys room

But it really fucking stinks

What's with your aim boy

You trying to hit the tank?

Your tomcat spray

By men is so rank

So for you I left a present:

Put a tampon on the sink

Yeah my hair's pink, I'm the missing link, you don't have a missing link bathroom!

Uh, are you a girl?

Your titties are kinda small..

I'm still confused..

The men's is down the hall!

Is that a he or a she

Is that a him or a her

Oh excuse me ma'am -uh, sir?

Am I supposed to feel ashamed

'Cause you're confused

'Cause I don't fit in your box you loser

I'm gonna have a bladder burst

While you ponder gender!

Excuse me sir!

Over by the stall!

Wrong fucking bathroom!

The men's is down the hall!

Poor, tired, pathetic but cute

Trying to limit me with your dichotomy

Simple minds built two kinds

And I'm number three

You and rush don't know shit about me

So where do we meet

Or give me my free

Condoms in every bathroom