Flippersnapper flipperfashion

Baggy pants and romper boots

Gets the girlies every time

We get no action she's so cute

Flippersnapper flipperfashion

Celtic tats on her head

And a few in some other places

Seen by those she gets in bed

Flippersnapper

She's so goddamn dapper

All her girlfriends think she's fine

Last time we checked she had nine

It's not fair

Lеt's all cut our hair like hers

We don't carе about individuality

We want popularity and loads of promiscuity

She had a million babes

Then along came Chloe

Who said "I am the only one,"

And told 'em all "Blow me,"

Flippersnapper flipperfashion

Flannel boxers, red bandana

Dressed like her and look what I get

Anna Anna Anna Anna

Flippersnapper she's so boyish

White T-shirts and sleeveless flannels

Sometimes she plays a guitar

From her ringed lip dangles a camel

It's not fair

Let's all cut our hair like hers

We don't care about individuality

We want popularity and loads of promiscuity

Senior snacker

Fashion leader

Tell us where you shop, oh please

So we can get girls and eat 'em too

Jean-Pierre flipper

So debonair

Mr. Flapper what you got there

Pair o' boots you stole from na-na's?

T-shirt that downplays your ta-tas?

Don't waste dough on strings and wah-wahs

Jean-Pierre you're the one

You just want to wear what's fun