The hairs on my neck, a tribute to GabeN
Thought of fire, from drinking scotch
I tip my fedora to my saviour Notch!
When you’re hacked, I am to blame
I cut through code like a knife
In multiplayer, you follow my lead
Digital bullets, piercing skin
Hole in their head, making them bleed
Victory inevitable, hear me before we win
Give me a challenge. An opponent to be feared
I will make him bow before the Neckbeard
Death of the noob, end of the weak
But if you run, your death will come faster
“No I don't suck at this game!”
“yes I would like a sandwich…”
“Mom, why does this sandwich have tomato on it? You know I don’t like tomato.”
I'm better than you in every way
How about you learn how to play
I'll take you irl, face to face
At least in the mind of our neckbeard, he’s very good at first person shooter games.
He’s called a “neckbeard” for a reason…
The Neckbeard takes pride in being so good that it causes other people to give up, and seeks to do so as often as possible.
Because the creator of Steam will really care if you have facial hair or not.
Instead of admitting that someone is better than him, he has a list of excuses why he got owned. He then reinforces how much better he is, and challenges the other player to a fistfight if he feels otherwise.
Again, our friend is so good at FPS games that it sends other players cowering in fear. Or so he claims.
Maybe Mtn. Dew would be more appropriate, but it didn’t rhyme.
You’re right, it’s a joke.
The Neckbeard takes pride in being so good that it causes other people to give up, and seeks to do so as often as possible.
It appears not only is our hero not as proficient at his video games as he has previously stated, but he also still lives with his parents.
This dude obviously plays way too much Minecraft.
He claims not to cheat, as his skill is so great that it is not necessary.