Ay

2043

RIP Presi Xi

Put that b in a tuk tuk

Donny J Don’t give a f***

We left the US for a better life

Stole your money and I took your wife

Had to step up in the game ooh

Show that China gonna take the fame

We’re boolin out here it’s 2043

Grew up in cave praisin presi xi

They askin who’s next and I bet it’ll be me

Lil tooth brush and your man JD

Xi is gone, thats a fact

Boutta spit the truth where we are on the map

Right real quick here’s some translation

Comin at you live from the best Asian Nation

Call the police

(jiào jǐngchá)

Stop

停! (tíng!) 停下! (tíngxià!)

Let’s talk about econ

Im boutta put JD on

Xi is Gone, so is Mao

The PRC's comin at you like Blaow

We got too much money to spend

Savin up and buyin a benz

Tried to farm more rice ooh

America is not very nice

No more trade deals

No more cheese wheels

Isolationism was the only way to go

Guess who’s still in jail, it’s ya boi Zhou

After the trade war, there wasn’t too much left

Some people even committed things like grand theft

The war went down in 2022

Changed the whole world for me and you

Back when trump was president He

Was worried bout the chinese residents

Took us into war but there were no guns

Instead it we had no trade and some excessive funds

Trade war Trade war Trade war, Yuh

Trump was in the kitchen cookin conflict,Yuh

In the jet, eating big macs, Yuh

Throwing shade, Tariffs on trade Yuh

We keep sayin trade war but what does it mean

More taxes, more problems, for you and me

China. US. tried to damage trade

Stoppin each other from getting paid

Stock market crashing

Investors be dashing

Trump snipin me with tariffs like an assassin Yah

When presi xi died we took him to the dump

Here’s a direct quote from Donald trump

"Lost that fight but you should see the other guy

President Xi oh wait he died"

His death caused turmoil in this state

The New Chinese president makin people irate

Dear sir we wanna go back

To a time when we didn’t hear your whip crack

Too bad our governments walk-in on tacks

We could’ve been prosperous look at the facts

US of A, you really did fray

You won't make it in this game for another day

You better quit now, your economy is down

Swimming in our red sea and your boutta drown Yuh

So much for the capitalist

Your country is a catalyst

You got no money and you really can't handle this

Beat their economy former best nation

No more tourism no more vacation

Tried to send a letter lost in translation

China China we are the best

This was a rap that we got off our chest

Dear New president I hope that you’ve learned

We don’t want you we want what we’ve earned

Get out of office before we make you

Better move quick or the TRC will take you

TRC the residents of China

No more descendants but those who are fine now