[Verse 1]

In a parallel universe

I never drink the whiskey

You never mix it quickly

To dissolve it when nobody's watchin'

A parallel universe

Where I'm just a dumb teenager

Splittin' a fifth of Jäger

With a few friends, we watch Cruel Intentions

A parallel universe

Where I never meet you that day

And I never know your name

'Cause you stay home and go to bed alone

And I fall asleep on the floor

And I wake in the mornin' [?]

[Chorus]

And I'm so free, I'm so free

I'm so happy

[Verse 2]

In a parallel universе

I don't go to camp that summer

So no one tells mе to cover

My body, don't feel their eyes on me

A parallel universe

Where I never know about things

Like damnation and purity rings

And I'm certain I'm a good person

A parallel universe

Where I never blame myself

I tell someone and get help

They believe me, but I'm dreamin'

As I fall asleep on the floor of my dorm

And fade into nirvana

[Chorus]

And I'm so free, I'm so free

I'm so happy

I'm so free, I'm so free

I'm so—

[Bridge]

But this parallel universe

Can't fix the one I live in

But if the chance was given

Would I face it, make it different?

Maybe I'd smile more

But would I like Rocky Horror?

And Parable of the Sower

Can't leave it, I'll keep it

This parallel—

[Chorus]

I'm so free, I'm so free

I'm so happy