Everybody got a pill these days

They make you feel some different way

Than the way your feeling now

They can make you go up or down

Things for anxiety

Things will make a an old man feel 18

And _____ them mood swings

Society of emotional ____

Pills, they’ll make you lose weight

Pills, they’ll make you gain weight

Pills, they grow your hair , our muscle and bone, and even down there

We got pills for every ache and pain

Make you remember or forget your name

Recreational to get your thrills, our doctor prescribes for free refills

Get your pills

Every time I’m on tv

Things to treat kids with ADD

Back in the day we had dadd'ys bills

I remember how that medicine felt

Them folks should get off their butts

Exercise and not eat so much

They’d all be a lot more healthy and strong

And half the world wouldn’t be hooked on these …

Pills, they’ll make you lose weight

Pills, they’ll make you gain weight

Pills, they grow your hair , our muscle and bone, and even down there

We got pills for every ache and pain

Make you remember or forget your name

Recreational to get your thrills, our doctor prescribes for free refills

Get your pills

Now must of us, got a drug store at the house

It’s like we can't get through a single day without all these …

Pills, they’ll make you lose weight

Pills they’ll make you gain weight

Pills they grow your hair, our muscle and bone, and even down there

We got pills for every ache and pain

Make you remember or forget your name

Recreational to get your thrills, our doctor prescribes for free refills

Get your pills baby, lots and lots of pills

Oh yellow ones and blue ones and red ones green ones

All them pretty colors

And all the free samples you can talk your dear ol’ doctor out of