I don’t want money

No chip and pin, pennies

No property deeds

No stock portfolio

Don’t read paper

No radio station

No interest in your affairs

Current or otherwise

Scorch my hair with your sunburn stare

Cover me in lotion

Calamine lotion

I don’t have a lot to say

You’ve got a lot to say

Kicking against the pricks

Up at six for monkey tricks

All I ever wanted

Was to be unkind

Had to happen someday and it happened on a Sunday

Saw her kissing someone sitting underneath a tree

Wish it was illusion, a bad hallucination

Or an out of body experience and the other guy was me

It used to be so easy, all you wanted was my body

Not content you took my mind and came back for the rest of me

You took my love away

I took your love away

I cannot give you more

What’s left of me I want to keep

All I ever wanted

Was to be unfair

With you

Seven stitches in my elbow

Nerveless endings fall from the window

Hit the floor with a bang bang bang bang

Head like a whirlpool, body of a scarecrow

Take my pulse

(But I like her)

But nothing else

(But I like her)

I saw you running

(But I like her)

Anywhere the wind blows

(But I like her)

In the morning

(But I like her)

Tired and yawning

(But I like her)

You go to work

(But I like her)

And get stuck in the traffic

(But I like her)