Mr Military can't be found

Mr Military can't be messed around

Mr Calculator likes to rhyme

Miss Enumerator counts 'em line by line

Lay your heart on the bassline, bassline

Oo oo oo oo oo

Not much longer will you be mine, be mine

Ah ah ah ah ah

Lay your heart, lay your heart on the bassline

Oo oo oo oo oo

Just about to lose my mind, my mind

Mr Operator filling in time

Mr Numerator stays above the line

Mr Miserable feeling sick

Mr Conversation wants it over quick

Lay your heart on the bassline, bassline

Oo oo oo oo oo

Not much longer will you be mine, be mine

Ah ah ah ah ah

Lay your heart, lay your heart on the bassline

Oo oo oo oo oo

Just about to lose my mind, my mind

Mr Mathematic flash like ritz

Mr Scientific taste like salt to kiss

Mr Temperature hot and wet

Mr Literature wears warm leatherette

Lay your heart on the bassline, bassline

Oo oo oo oo oo

Not much longer will you be mine, be mine

Ah ah ah ah ah

Lay your heart, lay your heart on the bassline

Oo oo oo oo oo

Just about to lose my mind, my mind

Ah ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah ah

Just about to lose my mind, my mind

Ah ah ah ah ah