The legacy of slavery
The dumbest assholes in the whole fucking country
Get representative democracy
While the rest of us get stuck paying
For a border wall!
Total waste of cash!
What’s it good for?
Votes in Tex-ass?!
Fuck their border wall
What’s it good for?
Midwest votes
Sausage-eating assholes
What a brain-dead shit show
Fuck their border wall
Grandma and grandpa
Moved down south
Sure they’re afraid of their brown-skinned neighbors
But their vote counts!
More than yours
And more than mine
Turns out it’s worth more than
All of ours combined!
We couldn’t possibly have designed
A dumber system if we fucking tried
Oh, and uh
Fuck their border wall