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What do you do when you get really mad??

What do you do when something goes real bad??

What do you do when you're really really happy??

What do you do when you're day is going crappy??

What do you do when you're day is going great??

What do you do when you're filled with hate??

What do you do when you're the gladdest??

I'll tell you what to do, make a fucking status!!

Got off of work?? Make a status

Boyfriends a jerk?? Make a status

Miley Cyrus twerked?? Make a status

This town is hurt?? Make a status

Just took a shit?? Make a status

Lit a bong and took a hit?? Make a status

Punched a little kid?? Make a status

Just got a new wig?? Make a status

Ate some ice cream?? Make status

Had a nice dream?? Make a status

Made your girlfriend scream?? Make a status

Life isn't what it seems?? Make a status

Long hair don't care?? Make a status

Got some new underwear?? Make a status

Need some fresh air?? Make a status

Life's not fair?? Make a status

A status cures it all

Make a status when you're walking in the mall

Wondering who wants to play baseball??

Make a status and you might get a call

Yaaaa, that's what I do all day

People must think I've got a lot to say

Maybe they think my life is plain

Or maybe I just need to get laid

'Cause if I did, you know what I would do

Make a status, and tell each and every one of you

Tell the whole world how she rode my cock

And how her legs spread wide like the hands of Spock

Just kiddin', I'm not that mean

Girls look at everyone, just not at me

Maybe its because I still have acne

I'll just make a status so you can laugh at me

Just watched porn?? Make a status

Ate some damn corn?? Make a status

Met a guy named Bjorn?? Make a status

Someone honked their horn?? Make a status

Had a glass of wine?? Make a status

Finished your homework on time?? Gotta make a status

Gonna go commit a crime?? Make a status

Seen a girl lookin' fine?? Make a status

Got too drunk?? Make a status

Last night you got jumped?? Make a status

Just did a bump?? Make a status

Like to take it in the rump?? Make a status

Need to sell kush?? Make a status

Growing out your bush?? Make a status

That girls kind of butch?? Make a status

Go smack her on the tush and make a status

This shit ain't no joke

I even make a status when I'm having a smoke

But man, don't get it twisted

Cause if you're not careful, you will get addicted

Do you know what that's like??

Social media's more addictive than the crack pipe

It has an everlasting half life

Post so many statuses people call you an asswhipe

Its like when you first learned to ride a bike

Or when you're bowling and you finally get a strike

No words can really explain the hype

Of your post getting over 20 likes

That's what you do man

Make a status while you can

And if they don't like it, well that's too bad

Fuck 'em